I am a Hedonist

Isn't life too short to be analyzed?

curvellas:

tumblr made me a much more tolerant and less judgmental person like my cousin be like “omg look at that bitch eyebrows she drew them damn near in her hairline” and i’m like shrug maybe the bitch wanted to have eyebrows in her hairline you don’t know shit about her life.

(via sniffing)

yzma:

the chicken from season 1 is more important than larry

(via gnarly)

kahomo:

when ur absent from school and you ask the teacher to explain something and they just say ‘well you should have been here’

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(Source: lysistratas-moved, via lubricates)

I stopped calling myself a pacifist when I heard Gandhi told women they should not physically fight off their rapists.

—Andrea Gibson “Etiquette Leash” (via awkwordanimals)

(via nirv-asana)